The blonde decided we need to dress him up with a bow tie. He looks rather dashing eh?
This concept of the blonde dressing people up is nothing new. She has been doing this to me since we met, 30 plus years ago. Why do women do that? Some possibilities:
- She does not want to be embarrassed to be seen with me?
- She needs to be in total control of every aspect of my existence?
- She is giving me a hint that she wants me to dress her?
- I have no fashion sense? (actually, I just don’t care)
- I have turned into one of her dolls from her childhood and she just likes to play dress-up with me?